Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Pre-Party Excitement!

Warning: Not much content to this post, mostly snark.

Todays the day! I’m excited, how ‘bout you?

Ever throw a party, thinking everybody’s going to come, but nobody shows up but the fat, misogynistic blowhard and the mean blond girl? I don’t think you can count the Wackenhut security guards. Are they contributing into the Wisconsin retirement system, or do they just have a lousy 401k?

Scooter, Ciara and Grothman. This should be good.

He’s even being dissed by people in his own party. Somebody in the GOP said they’re not coming because Mike Tate said something mean at the WisDem convention. He also said Mike Tate would look good in a Bieber hair style. Not how he’s wearing it now, but how he used to wear it, before he became a douche.

Jon Erpenbach (I’m paraphrasing here), declined, saying ‘suck it’.

Mark Pocan (again, I’m paraphrasing) said ‘bitch, please! How high are you?’

Kelda Helen Roys (paraphrasing) replied ‘I’ll be happy to come to Waupan to visit you.’

Fred Risser, when finding out Ian’s pizza would not be served, declined.

Lena Taylor said many colorful things about the event.

Hang on for the upcoming photo op.

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